HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (Lovers of Words) Posted by mjsislock on August 23, 2007 at 11:21:03
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. A plateau is a high form of flattery. Santa's helpers could be called subordinate clauses. An accident caused a man to have his whole left side cut off. He's all right now. When a butcher backed up into the meat grinder, he got a little behind in his work. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. When a thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement, he became a hardened criminal. We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
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