1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"
It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself".

3) What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & > division of friends.

4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis.
He said, my strength is my wife. My weakness is my neighbours wife.Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.Threat comes when I myself go out

5)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara Falls?"