Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Chandrika all died and went to hell.
Queen Elizabeth said: "I miss England, I would be pleased to phone England and see how everybody is doing there"
So she called and talked for about 5 minutes.
Then she asked:
"Well devil, how much do I owe you?"
The devil: "A million pounds".
"A million pounds!!!????" & she made him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming, "Me too, I wanna Phone the USA, I wanna see how everybody is doing too. So He called and talked for about 2 minutes,
Then he asked:
"Well , devil how much do I owe you?"
The devil :"Two million dollars".
"Two million dollars!!!!!!???" & he Made him a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Chandrika was extremely jealous too. She starts screaming and screaming "I also want to phone Srilanka! I want to see how everybody is doing There too, I want to talk to the army, ministers, I want to talk to everybody".
She called Srilanka and was talking non stop - she talked for about Twenty hours.
Then she asked:
"Well, devil, how much do I owe you?"
The devil : "Ten rupees.....only ten rupees."
Chandrika screamed "ONLY TEN RUPEES??????"
The devil says, "Well, from hell to hell, it's a local Call".!!!