A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him: -"Daddy, what's sex? "
"OK!" He thinks...this day was bound to come, and I am not going to let my little princess learn about Sex from the streets.
He sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees.
He tells her about puberty, menstruation, sexual intercourse, conception, sperms and eggs.
Then she asks: - "Daddy, what is "A Couple?"
He carries on: a couple are the two people involved in sex, but this can be two males also, or two females which we call lesbians, and goes on to describe sex, pornography, etc...
The father finally asks: - "So why did you want to know about "a couple" and "Sex"?
"Oh, mummy said lunch will be ready in a couple of secs ..."
LESSONS to be learned:
1. Learn to listen carefully.
2. Do not hesitate to ask questions.
3. Assumptions are the mother of all *@#* ups