Posted by Anon on March 08, 2007 at 08:45:35
A man bumps into a Woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her and says Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."
She replies, "If your d*ck is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room
221."
