Computer Literacy
Posted by Tommy on May 13, 1997 at 18:06:29:
Dear Friends, Here are some computer acronyms that we bump into occationally. But do you really thought what these really meant ? Read the following and FIND OUT ! >*********************************************************************** >PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms >ISDN It Still Does Nothing >APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity >SCSI System Can't See It >DOS Defunct Operating System >BASIC Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control >IBM I Blame Microsoft >DEC Do Expect Cuts >CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months >OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too >WWW World Wide Wait >MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs >PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics >COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language >AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction >LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses >MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed >WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System >GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out >MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers >RISC Reduced Into Silly Code
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