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Joke 4 u

God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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ELECTRICITY BILL!

When your life is in the darkness,
pray to God ask him to free u from darkness
And if after you pray and you are still in darkness,
please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!
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Roses are red,

Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you
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