During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two, you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going for a p.
"The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry, I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word "toilet" during a meal, is unpleasant."
Now, time for Johnny, Johnny says: "My dear, please
excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner."
The teacher fainted !!!!!!!!!!!!!!