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Are you a "Bachelor"?

Old days when someone refused to fight they called him a coward, now they call him a "Bachelor".
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McDonalds

Do you know what you get with a hamburger at McDonalds?... Extra "Flies"
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Orange !!!!

Do you know why an Orange left in the middle of the traffic?
Because it ran out of " JUICE"
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udurawana joke

When Polgolla dam was building Udurawana went to inspect the progress. There he met the chief engineer, an American, and went around the site. After several hours they both were very thirsty and decided to have something drink. Then the American took a Fanta from the refrigerator and Udurawana took a Coke. After a zip, the American put down the bottle of Fanta by saying "FANTASTIC". Imitating the American, Udurawana Said "COKASTIC" and put down the bottle of Coke.
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