Similarities BRA and BAR

Both are drinking joints. Both have restriction time on closing and opening timings Both are flashy. When open, both drive men mad.

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Why women wear undergarments with flowers printed on them?

To pay tribute to men who got buried under them

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Why was the sardar arrested in the political rally?

Because he saw a lady journalist going with a badge on her chest which said 'PRESS' and he did

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There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.

The Female pencil got pregnant !!

Which Male pencil is responsible?

THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER

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Three Roosters: normal, retarded and a gay.
Normal : cock-a-doodle-dooo !!!
Retarded : doodle-cock-a-dooo !!!
Gay : any-cock-will dooo !!!

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Yesterday news - A nun jogging at Jogger' Park was raped by 4 guys.
Today's News :- Nearly 100 nuns found jogging at the park.

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Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as CHICKEN FARMER. She replied: I RAISED 5,000 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!

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Secy. saw her boss' pant's zip open,
she tell him, "Sir ur garage door is open."
Boss: Did u c my FERRARI?
Secy: I saw a small scooter with 2 punctured wheels.

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