Proud Sri lankan Posted by Noddy_Colombo on October 20, 2005 at 19:04:12
A Sri Lankan is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Sri Lankan ignores the American who begins to chat: The American : Do you eat that bread-entirely? The Sri Lankan : Of course! The American : We do not. We only eat the inner part, the crust is put in a container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to Sri Lanka. The Sri Lankan says nothing. The American continues : Do you eat this jelly with the bread? The Sri Lankan repeats : Of course. The American : We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for breakfast; we keep all the peels and seeds in the containers. Later we process it, and transform it into jelly and then we sell it to Sri Lanka. The Sri Lankan asks : And what do you do with the condoms after you use them? The American : We throw them away, of course! The Sri Lankan : We do not. We keep them in containers, process them, transform them in to chewing gum and then sell it to the United States.
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