WIFE

Husband asks, "Do u know the meaning of WIFE - Without Information Fighting Every time!!!"
Wife replies," No, It means - With Idiot For Ever!!!"
------------------------------------------------------

SANTA CLAUS

Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother" Santa wrote back," send me your mother"
-------------------------------------------------------

SLEEP TALKING

If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
-----------------------------------------------------

WISHING WELL

A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, "It really works!"
-----------------------------------------------------

TICKETS PLEASE

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."
-----------------------------------------------------