UNDER CONTROL

Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the fire under control and another 3 hours to bring the firemen under control.

SLEEP WITH ME

Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian.

SWEET TASTE

Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ???
Because the people started licking the wrong side!

SIMPLE MATHS

How do you teach a girl maths? Add a bed, subtract her clothes,divide her legs, enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply!

ON FIRE !!

Lady : "I want a good vibrator" Salesman: "Ma'am ! you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall" Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one"
Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";