INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT Posted by Ranjan Gunawardana on 9/23/2005 If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would Now be worth $49.00. -O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. -O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 -But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00. -0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan |