INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT
Posted by Ranjan Gunawardana on 9/23/2005

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would Now be worth $49.00.
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With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
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With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
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-But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
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Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan


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