why do journalist girls have big boobs??
b'coz they always wear the ID card saying....
"PRESS"
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friends are like underwears
(always near you).

good friends are like condoms
(always protect you).

best friends are like VIAGRA
(they lift you up when you are down).!!!
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70 year old harry still enjoyed chasing gilrs.
his wife was asked if she minded.
she said,
Dogs chase cars, but they can't drive!!!
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An interview at the US immigration...

Q:Your name please?
A:Abdul Aziz
Q:Sex?
A:Thrice a week
Q:I mean, male or female?
A:Doesn't matter sir,
sometimes even CAMELS!!!!
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Teacher: Tom can you define the word "Lecturer"for me ?
Tom: Lecturer is a person who has a bad habbit of speaking when someone is sleeping!!!
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