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Posted by zoe

what did one earwig say to the other earwig whilst falling down a tree: ear-we-go ear-we-go ear-we-go

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Posted by Lin Weerasooriya

Why do babies have soft spots on their heads ?
So that if there's a fire in the hospital, the nurses can carry five babies with each hand.

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Posted by rumy

Hikory Dikory dock
Three mice ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The rest ran away!

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Posted by rumy

Mary had a little sheep
With the sheep she went to sleep
The sheep turned out to be a Ram
Mary had a little lamb!

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Posted by Ranjan Weerasinghe

3 TRAGEDIES FOR MEN
1) Life sucks
2) Job sucks
3) Wife does not

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Posted by Patty

There was this man who was told to always call on God in time of need then came a day when he needed help he run to a near by church and said" God pls it's urgent i need help"then God said"if it's urgent and it can't then call 911".
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