Husband and wife were attending a lecture in the town hall, and little later , wife saw a man sleeping in a corner.

She knocked her husband and said , " Hay . ! You see ? that man is sleeping there ."

Husband replied her a lazy mood & told " What the hell.: to say that ; You wake me up..?."

.......................................................

Husband and wife watching a move in a theater , and a very love full seen was going on , between boy and the girl.

Wife asked , " See that couple ;-. What a happy life they are spending. Why cant you too , love me the same way...?"

Husband replied , " H ah h.... Don't you know ; How much he is paid for that...? "