Men Super Store
Posted by Ranjan Gunawardana on 3/22/2005

Recently a "Husband Super Store" was opened where women could go there to choose husbands for them from among many men.

It was laid out in five floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you have to choose a man from that floor; if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands for them. When they went to the first floor they noticed a Sign board saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up they went to Second floor. The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But I wonder what's further up?" and went to the third floor which has a sign reading, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework."

"Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there is another so further up they went to Fourth floor. This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love Kids are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak."

"Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us
Further on! So up to the fifth floor they went. The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to be pleased. The exit is to your left."

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