In Dublin a Catholic Priest's car was hit by a Protestain Priest's car. The Priest from England was very nervous and started shivering.

The other priest walked up to the other car and asked, "Father, are you alright? The only way to calm yourself down is to have a zip of Whiskey" and got a samll bottle from his glove compartment and offered a drink to the Priest from England very kindly.

He thanked for the drink and in return asked the other priest to have a drink too. To the other's astonishment the Catholic Priest said, "I will wait till the Police arrive!"