Why did the blond pee on the floor?
...... 'cause the sign said "Wet Floor"

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A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke.
The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She
returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine
keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up behind the blonde and
watches her antics for a few minutes before stopping and her and asking
if someone else could have a go.

The blonde spins around and shouts in her face: "Can't you see I'm
winning."