ECONOMICS
Posted by Anon on February 28, 192004 at 07:32:56

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.


INDIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You worship them.


AMERICAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk
of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally
that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.


CHINESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity
and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.


BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.
They are both mad.


SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS

You have a cow and a bull, you let the cow be
president and the bull be prime minister and let
them blame each other for the state the country is in.

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