There were two men riding in a boat fishing. they both have to take a shit really bad so they row over to the side, and the first guy goes and does his buisness. After about five minutes he comes back.

The sencod guy asks hey, what did you wipe your ass with. The first guys asks you got a dollar? the sencond guy says yea, the first guy says just use that.

So the sencond guy goes and after a while he comes back with a mean ass look on his face. the first guy asks whats wrong. the sencond guy says thanks to you i have four quaters stuck up my ass and shit all over my hand.