A dude was travelling in the desert when he realised he had got
lost and figured he might as well have sex with something since
he was going to die sooner or later.

So he decides to screw the camel. He sits the camel 10 metres from
him and he runs and jumps with his member fully erect. But lo and
behold the camel moves a metre and the guy falls in the hot sand
and burns his member. Unmoved by this unfortunate incident he tries
again and the result ... the same.

He then prays to god "Please got help me , I am dying and I need to
have sex !!!". So suddenly out of the sky falls a beautiful
blone girl. She had the best body the guy had ever seen. "Thank You
God, Thank You " he says

The guy then looks at the girl and says "OK now that you are here
HOLD THE CAMEL !!!!!!!"