Three Draculas enter a Bar.

First Dracula : Can I have a Scotch and Blood Please ?
Bartender : Ok

Second Dracula: I'll Have Vodka and Blood thanks !!
Bartender : Ok

Third Dracula : I'll Have half a glass of Hot Water

This remark astonishes the other two draculas as well as the
bartender.

First Dracula : You Sissy !!! Can you have a proper drink ???

Second Dracula : God You are a baby, Grow up

Third Dracula : Haven't you guys heard of Tampoon Teabags !!