*Men are like Mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
* Men are like Placemats, they only show up when there is food on the table!
* Men are like Lava-lamps, fun to look at, but not all that bright.
*Men are like Bike-helmets, handy in an emergency...but otherwise they just look silly.
* Men are like Parking-spots, Good ones are taken, the rest are too small.
* Men are like copiers, you need them for reproduction, but thats all you need them for.
*Men are like Bank accounts, without much money, they don't generate much interest.
* Men are like high-heel shoes... they are easy to walk on, once you get the hang of it.
*Men are like bananas, they older they get, the less firm they are.
*Men are like old car, can't be relied upon when you really need them.
*Men are like a sponge, they absorb all the cramp and let it out all at once!
*Men are like Pot-plants in your home, they need a lot of caring and naturing, but give out very little in return!

How you know how men are like!!!