Eddie visits his church to confess. He sits down in the confessional and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned. I have used foul language, and took the Lord's name in vain." The priest says, "It's OK son. Tell me what happened." Eddie says, "Well father, I was golfing with my buddy. We're very competitive.

It was the 18th hole and we were tied. His tee shot went straight down the fairway and my tee shot went into the rough."

The priest says, "Oh I see, you were angry with your shot and cursed." "No father, I didn't curse at that time. My buddy's next shot reached the green, my next shot went into the sand."

The father chuckles and says, "Well, one can see why you were angry then. Is this when you took the Lord's name in vain?" "Not then father. My shot from the sand landed 2 inches from the cup.
So close!"

The priest says, "Oh my. I see why you were so angry.
So that's when you started cursing?" "No, father, not then."
There was a moment of silence, then the priest says, "You mean you missed that motherfucker?"