Mrs.Roger was substituting in her own son`s kindergarten classroom , and it@happend to be her sons birthday .

One child came up to me and asked me "Is it realy his birthday today ?"@then I replied " yes he was born six years ago today ." the little girl looked@at me in amazement and said "you mean he born on his birthday? what a lucky@boy!

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Hygiene teacher : How can u prevent diseases caused by bitting insects ?

The student : Don`t bite any.