Here are real questions and comments by tourists to Death Valley, Calif. Death Valley, mostly desert, is the lowest point in the Western Hemisphere, and receives less than two inches of rain a year.

"Can I buy cows in Death Valley?"
"Do you have camels for rent?"
"Can I rent snow skis at Furnace Creek? How is the skiing?"
"Please send information on Hollywood." (request from Europe)
"Send me information on rafting trips in Death Valley."
"Can we sleep in the sand in Death Valley?"
"Please send information about speedboat racing in Death Valley."