Stupid instructions
Posted by Shanika on March 26, 192002 at 15:26:00

Have you ever bought something which had instructions that made no sense to you or made you feel like an idiot? Here, are some of the silliest instructions given on packages for certain products-

On instructions for a hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial bath bar: Directions: Use like regular soap.

On a frozen dinner package: Serving suggestion: Defrost.

On a hotel-provided shower cap box: Fits one head.

On Tesco's Tirimisu dessert: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.

On packaging from a Rowenta Iron. Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On a bottle of Nytol (a sleeping aid): Warning: May cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: Keep out of children.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other purposes.

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts or traces of nuts.

On an American Airlines package of nuts: Instructions: Open package, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On a package of Sunmaid raisins: Why not try tossing over your favorite breakfast cereal?

On curling iron instructions: Do not put into eyes.

On a Korean made air-sickness bag: Read the instruction manual before use.

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