It was Christmas and David Beckham had just lost his
career in English Football Squad, been sacked from Manchester United and had been dumped up Victora Beckham (his wife)

He was about to commit sucide when all of a sudden he heard a jingle and a "ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!"

He stopped and looked around and he saw Santa Claus pull up to him on his Sleigh.

Santa said "David what are you doing?"

David replied "I've just lost my
career in the English Football Squad, been sacked from Manchester United and had been dumped up wife.
So I am about to commit sucide of this cliff."

Santa replied "well David as you know I am Santa Claus and I can grant you any 3 wishes you want, but first you must do me a favour"

He instructed David to pull down his pants and bent over while Santa did his business.

Over that David pulled up his trousers and said "Santa these are my 3 wishes, can you get me back into the English Quad, back into Manchestor United and get my wife to take me back?"

Santa replied "David how old are you?"

David replied "26"

Santa says "and you still believe in Santa Claus"