A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male
pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was
the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store,
so there were no males employed there. She then asked if
there was something which she could help the gentleman with.

The man said that it was something that he would be much
more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The
female pharmacist assured him that she was completely
professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss,
he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest
level of professionalism.

The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to
discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of
problems and severe embarrassment. So I was wondering
what you could give me for it?"

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister."
When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and
the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership in the store, a
company car, and $3000 a month living expenses".