First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno
were have one of those girl to girl talks.

Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men wanting to have sex with you. I have to put up with
Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker."

Janet responded, "Just because I am esthetically challenged
(that's politically correct for ugly) doesn't mean that I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."

Hillary asks, "Well how do you deal with the problem?"

Janet, "Whenever I feel that a guy' is getting ready to make a
pass at me, I try with all my might and squeeze out the loudest,
nastiest fart I can muster."

Well, that night Bill was already in bed with the lights out when
Hillary headed for bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him. She tenses up her butt
cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you
could imagine.

Bill rolls over and says, "Is that you Janet"