Q-What should you do when you see ex-husband rolling
around in pain on the ground?
A-Shoot him again.

Q-Why do little boys have to show off in front of
other little boys?
A-They're practicing to be men.

Q-How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A- One-he just holds it up there and waits for the
world to revolve around him.
Or Alternate answer-Three - one to screw in the bulb,
and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

Q-What do you call a handcuffed man?
A-Trustworthy.

Q-What does it mean when a man is in your bed
gasping for breath and calling your name?
A-You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q-Why do doctor's slap babies' butts right after they're born?
A-To knock the penises off the smart ones.

Q-Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A-Because not one will stop and ask for directions.

Q-What's the best way to kill a man?
A-Put a six-pack and a naked woman in front of him
and ask him to choose just one.

Q-What do men and pantyhose have in common?
A-They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch.

Q_Why do men whistle while they're on the toilet?
A-Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Q-What is the difference between men and women?
A-A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Q-How does a man keep his youth?
A-By giving her money, diamonds, and furs.

Q-How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A-Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals."
You are to send this to five bright, funny women you know to make their day.

P. S. At least finding 5 bright, funny women is possible!