A users guide for both men and women
Posted by MEHBOOB on December 11, 192001 at 14:56:05
With the introduction of new drive-thru cash machines, here's Male Procedure: * Drive up to cash machine * Wind down window * Insert card and enter PIN * Enter amount of cash to withdraw * Retrieve card, cash and receipt * Wind up window * Drive off Female Procedure: * Drive up to cash machine * Reverse back 1 foot to align window to machine * Stall engine * Wind down window * Enter handbag and remove make-up bag and locate card * Check make-up in rear view mirror * Attempt to insert card into machine * Open door to allow easier access to machine, due to distance from car to machine * Insert card * Re-enter handbag to find cigarette packet with PIN written on inside * Insert PIN, press cancel and re-enter PIN * Enter amount of cash to withdraw * Check make-up and hair in rear view mirror * Retrieve cash and receipt * Locate purse and place cash inside * Locate cheque book to file receipt * Check make-up again * Drive forward for 2 feet * Reverse back to cash machine * Retrieve card * Locate card holder in purse and enter card into slot * Recheck make-up * Restart engine and pull off * Drive for 3 miles * Release hand brake
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