FUN THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering: "SHUT UP, all of you just SHUT UP!"

2. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks
infected.

3. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

4. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank
the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed
when they open themselves.

5. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger:
"Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

6. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then repeat in
horror: "You're one of THEM!!!"

9. Practice basic gymnastic moves such handstands, the
splits, or summersault.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

11. Say "Ding!" at each floor -regardless if the elevator
stops.

12. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce: "I have new socks on."

13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
announce to the other passengers that this is your
"personal space."

14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap
them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.