The young virgin farm boy drives to the big city in search
of a prostitute. He finds one, and explains he has never had
sex before.

The hooker says, " No problem, Honey."

She undresses the boy, then herself, and lies down on the bed.
He crawls on top of her.

"Okay, stick it in, Honey... All the way in... Now pull it
out... Now put it back in... Now pull it out... "

"Geeze!" shouts the boy. "Will you make up your damn mind!"