Over 100%
Posted by KT on October 18, 192001 at 17:18:43

This is a good read. I used to always think attitude was the most important, but apparently not. I will have to change my ways, I guess. Janet.

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. Here's how to achieve 103%.
Here's a little math that might prove helpful in the future!
What makes life 100%??
If you write out the Alphabet:
A-Z and give each letter a number as followed:
A = 1 B = 2 C = 3, etc, until you get all the way to Z = 26 then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = only 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = only 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

However,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

Now you know what it takes to achieve 103% !

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