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Goddammit, I told you not to ask!

Conditional
Well, it depends.

Damnation
You and your questions can go to hell!

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Influenza
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Senile
When I was your age, we couldn't ask these questions.

Suspicious
Why are you asking me all these questions?

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A guy goes into a classy bar. This bar has a dress code, and the maitre d' demands he wear a tie. Discouraged, the guy goes to his car to sulk when inspiration strikes: He's got jumper cables in the trunk! So he wraps them around his neck, sort of like a string tie and returns to the bar.

... The maitre d' is reluctant, but says to the guy; "Okay, you can come in... but just don't start anything"!...