Osama Jokes
Posted by Shivanthi on September 26, 192001 at 11:36:24
Overheard deep within the mountains of Afghanistan: Where is Osama Ben Laden? He's in the Wit-less Protection Program We just read that the Taliban law considers kite-flying useless and an obstacle to education. Leave it to a terrorist country to believe you only fly something to kill. There once was a creep called Ben Laden He once ruled the squeamish Taliban-en Until he messed with the States Now his downfall is fate And he'll soon be known as the dearly departed. Osama Ben Laden declares a holy war? >From which hole? T is for the times you tried to hurt us E is for the Evil that implores you R is for Revenge which you deserve R is for Reasons America will surive O is for "our flag was still there" R is for recovery that we'll restore. I is for the Ignorance that fuels you. S is for your leader who is Satan T is for our towers...they'll be back.
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