Texas Bar Journal
Posted by Mehbs on 9/03/2001:
Judge Jerry Buchmeyer of the US District Court for the Northern District of Texas writes a monthly article for the Texas Bar Journal. Often, he cites unusual exchanges between lawyers and witnesses during trials. The following true exchange says it all: Lawyer: "So, Doctor, you determined that a gunshot wound was the cause of death of the patient?" Doctor: "That's correct." Lawyer: "Did you examine the patient when he came to the emergency room?" Doctor: "No, I performed the autopsy." Lawyer: "OK, were you aware of his vital signs when he was at the hospital?" Doctor: "He came into the emergency room in shock and died a short time later." Lawyer: "Did you pronounce him dead at that time?" Doctor: "No, I am the pathologist who performed the autopsy. I was not involved with the patient initially." Lawyer: "Well, are you even sure then, that he died in the emergency room." Doctor: "That is what the records indicate." Lawyer: "But if you weren't there, how could you have pronounced him dead, having not seen or physically examined the patient at that time?" Doctor: "The autopsy showed massive hemorraging in the chest area and that was the cause of death." Lawyer: "I understand that, but you were not actually present to examine the patient and pronounce him dead, isn't that right?" Doctor: "No, sir, I did not see the patient or actually pronounce him dead, but I did perform an autopsy and right now his brain is in a jar over at the county morgue. As for the rest of the patient, for all I know, HE COULD BE OUT PRACTICING LAW SOMEWHERE!!"
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