Once there was a competition. The idea of the competition was to see who was the best using longbow (and arrows). Target was an Apple on top of a little boy's head.

First man steps forward, aims and shoots directly into the apple. "I'm William Tell."

Second man steps forward, aims and shoots directly into William's arrow. "I'm Robin Hood."

Then the third man steps forward, aims and shoots directly into the boy's left eye. "I'm sorry!"

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