Posted by shashi Lapadapagi on 8/18/2001:

so a guy walks into a bar, and says " can I have a beer?"
"Sure" the bartender replied "twenty bucks"
"twenty bucks?"
so the guy gave the bartender twenty dollars and the bartender pulled out a little monkey and put it on the bar. the bartender then hit the monkey on the head . The monkey jumped off the bar, unzipped the bartenders pants, sucked his dick, ran over to the fridge and got the guy a beer.

"wow" said the guy. So the guy said"I wanna try" and the bartender told him "twenty bucks" so he gave the bartender twenty dollars, and said "try not to hit me on the head too hard, okay?"

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