The Zipper
Posted by Ashan Rodrigo on 8/17/2001:

At a crowded city bus stop, a gorgeous young woman was decked out in a tight leather miniskirt with matching boots and
jacket. As it was her turn to get on the bus, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her to step up on the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile at the driver, she reached behind her and unzipped the skirt just a bit thinking this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to step up only to discover she still couldn't make it.

Even more embarrassed, she again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more, only to find she was still unable to make the step. With a coy little smile to the driver, she unzipped a little more but was still unable to make the step.

About this time, a big Texan behind her in the line put his hands on her waist, lifted her up and placed her on the step. Well, she went completely ballistic, turned on him and screeched,
"How dare you put your hands on my body, I don't even know you!

The Texan drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."

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