"I married a widow who had a grown-up daughter. My father, who visited us quite often,fell in love with my daughter and married her.Hence,my father became my son-in-law,and my step-daughter became my mother.Some mths later,my wife gave birth to a son,who became the brother in-law of my father as well as my uncle.The wife of my father,that is my step-daughter,also had a son.therby, I got a brother and at the same time a grandson. My wife is my grandmother, since she is my mother's mother. Hence, I am my wife's husband and at the some time her step-grandson, in other words, I am my own grandfather."
PS Whats the MORAL OF THIS STORY!!!!!(NOT TO GET MARRIED!!!)