Carlos calls his boss in the morning:
Ah, boss I can't come to work today I am really sick. I have a headache, stomachache and my legs hurt I don't come to work.

The boss says:
You know Carlos, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to bed with my wife. That makes me feel better and
I can go to work. You should try that.

2 hours later Carlos calls:
Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you got a nice house.