Posted by Ara Soysa on June 12, 192001 at 12:34:23

* The female always make the rules.
* The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
* No male can possibly know all the rules.
* If the female suspects the male knows the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
* The female is never wrong.
* If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
* The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
* The female may change her mind at any time.
* The male must never change his mind without the express written concent of the female.
* The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
* The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.
* The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
* The male is expected to mind read at all times.
* The female is ready when she is ready.
* The male must be ready at all times.
* Any male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

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