Man vs Woman
Posted by Andere on 6/12/2001:

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You do not have to let your wife bully you", the Doc said. "Go home and show her you are the boss".

Husband took the advise very seriously. He went home slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face and siad, "from now on, you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and keep my clothes ready. Tonight I'm going out with the boys. You're going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, do you know who is going to tie my bwo-tie?".

"I certainly do", screamed the wife, "the undertaker".

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