Posted by Lion King on 6/02/2001:

A Hollywood cardiologist died suddenly. At his funeral service, the coffin was in placed in front of a huge heart. When the priest finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed.

Just at that moment, one of the mourners started laughing.

The guy next to him rather indignantly asked, Why are you

I was thinking about my own funeral, the man replied.

What's so funny about that?

I'm a gynaecologist.

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