Posted by M H Liyanage on 5/15/2001:

"Seikh Community whose names carry the Surname 'Singh' are referred to as "Sardarjis". There are lots of jokes about 'Sardarjis' and here is one.

3 Dead Bodies

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to show them what has happened.

First Body : Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure whilst making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile inspector", says the Coroner.

Second Body : "Stotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds from a lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.

Third Body : Sardarji, 30 struck by lightning.

"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one".

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

"Thought he was having his picture taken"

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