An eskimo couple made their first trip to USA. In the
middle of the crowds the wife lost her way. The husband
was panicking and a kind gentleman guided him to the
police station. The policeman asked the eskimo to
describe the wife. He knew nothing about the word
"describe" and asked "what describe means". The
policeman said, "I could describe my wife as: 25 yr
old, blond, 38-24-38, pretty" and he could not go any
further when the eskimo stopped him and said, "forget
about my wife. Let's look for your wife!"